My house

My house is now on the market -- but I have no new place to go to yet.

Sad story

My late wife Jenn’s birthday is coming up on September 11, and I found out today that my daughter Hannah and my niece are planning to bake some cupcakes with purple icing – Jenn’s favorite color – so as to do something special in memory of her. But it turns out that Hannah had the idea that Jenn was going to come down from heaven and take one, and my niece was saying to her, “No, we talked about this, It doesn’t work that way. Mommy isn’t Santa Clause. When you go up to heaven you don’t come back.” Hannah started crying because she was apparently holding out some hope that Jenn would come down from heaven to take one of the cupcakes.